Monthly Archives: January 2012

Gaga, Minaj, Lohan and Me

So I know I am going to destroy this lie but I really think it is worth noting.  This past weekend my friend and I attended a Philly college party.  It was the typical drunken night, underage kids stumbling around, trying to dance in an empty kitchen, while spilling drinks all over one another.  We both fit right in.  Throughout the night we both ended up meeting so many different people in two very different ways; he knew people from make out sessions, while I met people through lying.  For those that read my blog and I met that night, you will now learn the story I am going to retell to the world...is 100% false.  I’m sorry but you spent the night meeting a complete character.  Though it was fun thinking of lies on the spot, I apologize for this story…and you believing all of it.

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Broken Love and Poopy Face

So this is almost like a continuation from my last post Sex Toys, Nipples, and Crying….  As the night concluded a friend of mine and myself began to talk.  It wasn’t about friends or who liked who.  It was about us.  Us as a friendship, us as a couple, us in the future.  We talked about how we could not become a couple because it would just not work and we came to an agreement that there was no real way that we would work out.  As another person I know put it, we were both obviously attracted to one another.  We have a lot in common and at some points we almost fight like a married couple!  We would get jealous of one another, we would criticize one another, all the while we knew that the other person was the one person we could go back to.  In some ways and on some level we almost…loved…each other.  It is apparent that there is some level of bonding that must be broken.  It was an affair gone on to long and now needs to stop.  No more flirting, no more affection, no more passion.  We are building a relationship that will become strictly platonic.  How easy is it to be around someone you care about when there was once something there?

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Sex Toys, Nipples, and Crying…

What a weekend. I hosted (indirectly at my gay friends’ house) a sex toy party Friday night. After trying all the pheromone sprays, lotions, and liquids, you can bet that the party was hopping. And after I spent way too much on sexual items that were not designed for a man, I walked away a happy and satisfied woman. Here is my little shout out to the hostess for being amazing, if anyone is interested in the Philly area, be sure to contact me on my Facebook fan page and I can set you up with her! Afterwards we all went to our favorite Friday night hot spot to let loose and relax. Of course clubbing would not be what it is without a nipple contest right? I came in second right behind one of my girlfriends that was at the bar with me. If anyone saw us, we were the crew that was huddled in a circle by the bar pulling out our boobies. But I also wouldn’t be able to write my blog if we didn’t have the involvement of tears…
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Don’t we all Pirate?

So in honor of the SOPA act I feel that it is only right to tell the world some of the things I wish I had pirated.  This act would pretty much destroy tons of sites and would throw companies for a loop as they all struggle to make sure they have no copyrighted infringed material.  It would also hold sites accountable for user uploaded content.  This would reflect on major sites like Wikipedia, WordPress, Google ect.  It would also prohibit search engines from showing content that contain Pirated material.  But just so you know…the list I am about to show you…all the images I use, have technically been pirated as they are not my own content.  So take that Hollywood!  But onto the list:
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Real life needs an “Unfriend” Option

So this weekend I took a step back and avoided the whole club scene.  Instead I drank way too much wine as a small highschool like reunion, and drank too much liquor at a frat boy’s birthday.  Both nights were extremely fun and eventful and it was a nice change to hang out with some old friends (both metaphorically, as well as literally).  It was also a pleasure to hear people tell me how they enjoyed my blog which of course was awesome, so I am glad everyone is enjoying my posts.  Of course if you ever have suggestions please feel free to let me know!

So Friday night we had a dinner party and it was supposed to be the group of friends that we used to hang out with in highschool.  Some people could not attend of course because of other issues.  Saturday night we celebrated a 25th birthday and a solid core group of people ended up showing up, but again, there were people missing.  Now I can not take credit for this post entirely as it was the birthday boy who brought it up, but on the rare occasions that you try to get a group of friends together, some learn who really matters by the attendance.  Have you ever had a friend that you thought was close to you but when it came down to it, you realized that when you really wanted them for something special, they fell short?  How do you break up with friends?

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So I have this friend…he does porn.

So where did I leave you readers off last I talked.  That’s right, everyone was in love with me and I turned them all down.  Well now that my love life is at an all time low, with practically no interaction from either of the people I was talking to, I now realize I think I may have hurt them from indirectly leading them on.  I did in fact like the person I was talking to originally I’m just not ready to get into any sort of relationship because I’m not sure he is quite over his ex.  But on to bigger and better things.  Let’s talk about my friends!  I have mentioned them a few times through posts and why shouldn’t I they are a big part of my life.  But I recently acquired a new friend who I oddly met off of an iPhone App called Grindr.  If you are not familiar with Grindr be sure to ask a gay friend what it is, we love talking about the amazing uses of the trashiest Smartphone app available.
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He loves me, he loves me not…oh wait…he does too.

Alright I’m sorry it’s so late but here is my little weekend update from this past weekend.  So my friends and I had decided to invite some friends out this past weekend in hopes of having a larger group of people to go to the club with us.  I personally decided that I would bring two new friends out to meet the group.  One person I had been talking to for about a week and they seemed pretty nice so I offered a day or two prior to Friday night, he and a friend come stay in the city with the “gang”.  I was kind enough to bring the booze, offer the bed space, and entertain each of them as they were new to the whole club scene.  Well it started off as any other night, but by 10 PM my little “date” was SO drunk he was telling me he loved me.  I had no other choice but to drag him around the party, making him announce to each of my friends that he was in love with me.  Talk about an ego boost. Continue reading

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