Rules for a Fag Hag

This one goes out to all my gay friends.  It’s time to set up some ground rules for all of the Fag Hags out there.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about it, a Fag Hag is a gay man’s girlfriend.  She is the one that loves shopping with him, talking about how horrible her ex boyfriend was to her, and the one who we go to, to make sure we look slutty enough to meet her straight guy friends.  So I’ve put together this list of rules that every gay should show to his Fag Hags so we can all get on the same page, because let’s face it, some girls just don’t get it.

Friend Intervention Needed — NYC Girlfriend Stabs Boyfriend

I was up in New York City with some friends this past weekend and during a much-needed shopping spree I came across New York Daily News (Crazy! I know…).  Anyway, the feature story was about a women who stabbed her boyfriend in a lower Manhattan apartment.  They were fighting and I guess it just seemed appropriate to shove a knife in her boyfriend and pierce his lung.  No big deal though because when the neighbor called the cops and they showed up, the boyfriend tried to cover for her saying he stabbed himself and she just ended up getting blood all over herself.  That’s true love.  Of course the detectives didn’t believe a word of it so the girlfriend was arrested.  When friends and family spoke of the couple, the general response was that the couple would most likely get back together, and that’s just how they were.  I was blown away by this situation and thought to myself, how far is too much love?

Happy Mother’s Day Moms

This is my loving post to all those mothers out there that worked hard to bring their little one’s up right in this world with our best intentions in mind.  If it weren’t for you all taking the time to nurture and protect us…many of us wouldn’t be here today.  So spread this post to all your loving mothers that deserve to know that you love them too!

Post Text Message Thoughts:

Everyone has gone through this in their life…they send a text to someone they like and then the anxiety begins to build as you wait for a response:

Double Standard Curse

Time and time again I’ve seen and talked to people who are in relationships and feel their partner is pulling a double standard when they go out and do something they just forbid the other one to do.  I was in a relationship once that was built entirely off of this philosophy.  We both went through the relationship fighting because we would tell each other not to do something but we would go out and do it ourselves.  This would in turn, lead to an argument as to why we went and did that action we just got done yelling at the other person for.  This eventually led to our breaking up and I feel it was all due to the infamous Double Standard Curse.

Porno Pleasure

The Devil’s magazine, the dirty dirty, “dad’s news”, the big kid videos…yes that’s right I’m speaking about porn.  Today almost 30% of all online traffic is to adult websites.  There are billions of people online every day…and a third of all the websites that people are visiting include people getting pounded…in some sence of the word.  And lets not even think about those that have the privilege to become addicted to it.  Yes my friends, if I was going to have an addiction…it would be to porn.  So with all this dirty viewing taking place, this can not possibly be good for your relationship right?  The last thing someone wants to do is think that while they are in bed with someone else, they aren’t the only naked body on their partner’s mind.  So I guess the question is…how bad is porn to someone’s relationship?

The Price Tag of Being Happy

There have been countless times that people have said to me that they never have enough money.  And in all reality who does?  If I could have won the hundreds of millions of dollars from the Power Ball a few weeks ago, I would have totally packed up my life and left my little happy home in Pennsylvania to travel the world for a few weeks (ok months, who am I kidding…).  But like my father always said, “Look at all those celebrates and how unhappy they are with their money, and all those jackpot winners that become depressed because they go bankrupt.”  I mean in all reality it is true, there are many unhappy people in unhappy relationships, even when they have lots of money.  So what can one do about this?